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Allison. 20. Michigan. Weird human. Further questions can be directed to my box.


I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

I think you're cute.


Hiring people to work for you is like weird like I just recruited someone to work for me? I shouldn’t be allowed to do that.


i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady


things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

Everything is temporary.

3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via conflictingheart)

Fuck the police, more like fuck the police AND the new iOS update AM I RIGHT?